What would you do if...

I gave you-

a knife, some earthworms, a bucket, some rope, and a tree?

me: put the earthworms in the bucket, use the knife to cut excess branches off the trees, tie to rope to the tree and make a swing with a worm bucket....the tinglyness

a couch, 20 pillows, 40 stuffed animals, 10 colored carpets, and 30 gerbils?

me: Make a comfy house thing for the gerbils

a napkin, a candle, a vacuum, a tv, a blanket, and a cup?

me: put the napkin, the cup, the tv, the blanket in one place and BURN everything

a tiki mask, slippers, mud, a giant red tire, and an unlimited supply of hangers?

me: make some sort of hanger monster and put the tiki mask on it and put the red tire around the the hangers, use the mud to stick the things together and make it seem like the hangers are wearing slippers

a hanglider, wires, a fishing pole, a kite, a shark, and 20 baseball caps?

me: i would make a game, it would be called kiteflying, hanglider avoiding wires while fishing for baseball caps and avoiding sharks

I said-

"I want a lovely bunch of almond nuts!"

me: me too !

"oh noes, it fell in my sock!"

me: the almonts...ewww

"Where'd you put my monkey?"

me: in the monlock

"What are you getting me for my birthday?"

me: a bunch of almond nuts

"Look over there!"

me: where?!

I -

took over the world

me: ill take under the world

painted your house

me: noooo! not my dollhouse

sang you a song

me: yes the noise of cats soothes my soul

hung dead chickens from your ceiling

me: are we at KFC?

hid in your refrigerator

me: so that explains all the food shortages